Since the closure of the Liverpool chocolate factory we have had to find new sources of fun and amusement. We Oompa Loompas have now discovered alcohol is a worthy substitute for chocolate and have formed the Oompa Loompa pub crawl.

However we Oompa Loompas are not all fun and games, we are in fact dedicated campaigners for Loompa rights. For too long our kind has been ignored by the universtiy. Our demands are simple; an Oompa Loompa themed night in the Guild and the reinstatement of Wonka bars in the Guild shop.

To achieve these goals we must recruit greater numbers of Oompa Loompas and take them on larger pub crawls. Only then will our crys be heard!